Ministry of Love

Welcome to our Orwellian Protest of the Military Commissions Act.

Now on your telescreen: the Ministry of Love video!

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Go behind the scenes with actual agents from the Ministry of Love as they prepare a book mailing!

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February 2, 2007 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, george orwell, guantanamo, House of Representatives, human rights, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda, torture | 3 Comments

Our New Theme Song

Watchful EyesComing to a telescreen near you!
found at Anais Mitchell’s website.

1984

down at headquarters, there’s a big database
with black and white photos of the side of your beautiful face
and your library record, and all your test scores
and an invitation to party like it’s 1984

baby, don’t look so nervous, they just want the facts
and it’s all written out in the usa patriot act
cause we don’t take no chances in a nation at war
so tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1984

oh, honey, what did i tell you about the house being bugged?
they can hear us making breakfast, they can hear us making love
but excuse me a minute- big brother’s at the door
and he’s ready to party like it’s 1984

you know you’re my one and only; you always have been
sure is gonna be lonely after i turn you in
so i’ll wait till tomorrow to file my report
and tonight we can party like it’s 1984

January 9, 2007 Posted by | 1984 | 1 Comment

Montanans Unite for Miniluv!

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We have received a promise of 30 new books from Comrade Longsine of Montana, coincidentally the home state of a certain senator whose name escapes our memory at the moment.
We thank Comrade Longsine, and his co-conspirators: Comrades Evans, Ham, Klinger,
Miller, Naples, Parks, Puttkammer, and Setzer
. We are also grateful to Shakespeare & Company who will be supplying the books.
Once received, this donation will bring our collection total to 116, or 37% of our goal!

January 6, 2007 Posted by | 1984, congress, george orwell, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda | 2 Comments

Dayorder 12.30.06

A glorious victory: the Ministry of Love has recently shipped copies of the book to several dozen unpersons.
Video of this historic event will be posted shortly.
Today, we are indebted to Comrade Paglino of Ohio and Comrade Loftis of New York, who have brought our collection total to 86 books. This represents 27% of our goal!
Meanwhile, we are still accepting copies of 1984 at:
PO Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437
In other news, we wish to share with you photographs of actual members of the Ministry of Love, who recently emerged from their underground headquarters to mourn the passing of the United States Constitution.
Here you see the gravesite where the Constitution was laid to its eternal rest.
The gravesite
Mourners gather to pay their respects to the document. This small child was especially upset.
Mourners at the gravesite
Finally, Comrade Cobb reads the eulogy.
Reading the eulogy

December 30, 2006 Posted by | 1984, congress, george orwell, human rights, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda | 5 Comments

First Shipment Scheduled

We have scheduled our first shipment of The Book for this week.
We will be shipping to all unpersons about to be vaporized, as well as all other Inner Party Member of the Senate who voted for torture.
All representatives from the Ministry of Truth are invited to witness the proceedings.
Please contact us at our email address for additional information.
We are, however, still accepting books for the Inner Party Members who survived the Purge.
Please ship them to:
Box 655
Guilford, CT
06437

December 13, 2006 Posted by | 1984, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, torture | 3 Comments

Dayorder 12.3.06

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Comrades,
Due to your excellent response, we have received 68 copies of 1984 thus far, representing nearly 21% of our collection goal.
We want to single out Comrade Levy of Massachusetts, who shipped us eight brand new copies from Amazon.
We at Miniluv are also stepping up our preparations for Hate Weekend: afterdowningstreet.org
Regards,
O’Brien

December 3, 2006 Posted by | 1984, george orwell | 5 Comments

About Newspeak

Here at Miniluv we understand that many of the proles who peruse this site may not have the latest edition of the Newspeak Dictionary. Therefore we have included a few definitions below. All these were found at

December 1, 2006 Posted by | 1984, orwell, propaganda | 2 Comments

Miniluv Achieves 18% of Collection Goal.

Our brave comrades have thwarted the underground resistance to send the Ministry of Love a total of 57 copies of 1984. This is a glorious victory for Miniluv!

While we are still gathering books to reach our final goal of 315, we have become aware that many of the Inner Party Members who voted for torture did not survive the Great November Purge, and are soon to be vaporized. Therefore, we will be sending copies to these unpersons sooner than expected.

We are currently consulting with the Ministry of Truth to prepare a “total information awareness” campaign to promote this mailing. Any help that our comrades can provide is greatly appreciated.

~O’Brien

November 10, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, House of Representatives, Impeach Bush, military commissions, orwell, propaganda, Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Wonderful News, Comrades!

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Comrades at Unamerican and Students for an Orwellian Society have agreed to sign on as co-sponsors to this project. Details to follow.
We have reached 10% of our goal number. Books are coming in from brave comrades all across our homeland.
The following Inner Party Members are spoken for:
Bachus of Alabama
Calvert of California
Lieberman, Johnson, Simmons, and Shays of Connecticut
Brownback of Kansas
Gregg and Sununu of New Hampshire
Brown, Voinovich and DeWine of Ohio
Fitzpatrick, Specter and Santorum of Pennsylvania
J. Davis, T. Davis, Warner, and Allen of Virginia
To sponsor your own Member with a book donation, enclose a note with your shipment.
Keep spreading the word.

October 19, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, Chris Dodd, congress, guantanamo, House of Representatives, lieberman, military commissions, orwell, torture, Uncategorized | 8 Comments

Ministry of Love Announces Doubleplusgood Book Collection Activity

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The Ministry of Love announces its fourth-quarter plan to gather 315 separate copies of George Orwell’s landmark novel 1984, from proles and party comrades alike, all across our brave homeland.

Once collected, all 315 copies will be mailed separately to each Member of Congress who voted YEA on the Military Commissions Act (a.k.a. The Torture Bill) on September 28th and 29th, in the sixth year of our glorious leader’s regime. These shipments will occur with great fanfare, and hopefully, a television news crew on hand to capture the momentous occasion for inclusion in the Ministry of Truth’s ever-growing archives.

In case you’ve forgotten, our glorious leader’s regime has gifted us with the following remarkably Orwellian achievements:
* spying on ordinary citizens without their knowledge
* paid propaganda masquerading as news reports
* removal by Thought Police of ungoodthinkers (protesters) from all Party rallies and celebrations featuring our glorious leader
* community members encouraged to report “suspicious activities” of neighbors and co-workers
* the promise of an endless war
(for a more comprehensive list, go to studentsfororwell.org)

Now, through the farsightedness of these distinguished 315 Inner Party Members, House and Senate, we can add sanctioned torture and indefinite detainment of suspects to that noteworthy list.

To recognize those who have brought us one step closer to the utopian world envisioned by Orwell, Miniluv will enclose a handwritten note with each copy of 1984, thanking each 315 Inner Party Member individually for their achievement.

Send new and used copies of 1984 to the following address:
Ministry of Love
Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437

If buying books online, have them shipped directly to Miniluv.
If you would like your donation earmarked for a particular Inner Party Member, please note that with your shipment.
Goodthinkers always use media mail rates for shipping books.
Cash donations for postage to the Inner Party Members are doubleplushelpful.

Finally, remember:

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

October 5, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, military commissions, orwell, propaganda, torture, Uncategorized | 5 Comments