Ministry of Love

Welcome to our Orwellian Protest of the Military Commissions Act.

April Update – 161 books needed

We apologize for the lapse in communication…we were very busy preparing for another Hate Week.
We have sent all the copies of 1984 in our possession, leaving 166 Inner Party Members yet to be indoctrinated.
Following are the House Inner Party Members who have not yet received copies.
The Senate Inner Party Members have been re-educated fullwise by now.
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Davis (AL)
Davis (KY)
Davis (TN)
Deal
Dent
Diaz-Balart, L.
Diaz-Balart, M.
Doolittle
Drake
Dreier
Duncan
Edwards
Ehlers
Emerson
English
Etheridge
Everett
Feeney
Ferguson
Flake
Forbes
Fortenberry
Fossella
Foxx
Franks
Frelinghuysen
Gallegly
Garrett
Gerlach
Gillmor
Gingrey
Gohmert
Goode
Goodlatte
Gordon
Granger
Graves
Hall
Hastings
Hayes
Hensarling
Herger
Herseth
Higgins
Hobson
Hoekstra
Holden
Hulshof
Hunter
Inglis
Issa
Jindal
Johnson (IL)
Johnson, Sam
Keller
Kennedy (MN)
King (IA)
King (NY)
Kingston
Kirk
Kline
Knollenberg
Kuhl
LaHood
Latham
Lewis (CA)
Lewis (KY)
Linder
LoBiondo
Lucas
Lungren
Mack
Manzullo
Marchant
Marshall
Matheson
McCaul
McCotter
McCrery
McHenry
McIntyre
McKeon
McMorris Rodgers
Mica
Miller (FL)
Miller (MI)
Miller, Gary
Moore
Murphy
Musgrave
Myrick
Neugebauer
Norwood
Nunes
Pearce
Pence
Peterson (MN)
Peterson (PA)
Petri
Pickering
Pitts
Platts
Poe
Pomeroy
Porter
Price (GA)
Pryce (OH)
Putnam
Radanovich
Ramstad
Regula
Rehberg
Reichert
Renzi
Reynolds
Rogers (AL)
Rogers (KY)
Rogers (MI)
Rohrabacher
Ros-Lehtinen
Ross
Royce
Ryan
Salazar
Saxton
Schmidt
Scott
Sensenbrenner
Sessions
Shadegg
Shimkus
Shuster
Simpson
Smith (NJ)
Smith (TX)
Souder
Spratt
Stearns
Sullivan
Tancredo
Tanner
Taylor (MS)
Terry
Thomas
Thornberry
Tiahrt
Tiberi
Turner
Upton
Walden (OR)
Walsh
Wamp
Weldon (FL)
Weller
Westmoreland
Whitfield
Wicker
Wilson (NM)
Wolf
Young (AK)
Young (FL)

April 2, 2007 Posted by | 1984, congress, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell | 3 Comments

Miniluv Salutes Comrade Lloyd.

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Comrade Lloyd of Iowa has contributed 10 books to the Cause. We dedicate the following Two Minutes Hate to this brave Comrade, whose donation brings us to the halfway mark in our Mission!

And now, for today’s Two Minutes Hate.
In our Internet travels, we found this little gem on Rep. Eric Cantor’s homepage:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: Rachel Bauer
March 7, 2007
(202) 225-2815
Cantor Reacts to Democrat Plan to Import Terrorists to America

WASHINGTON, DC -In response to the Democrat plan to shut down the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and relocate terrorists to military prisons in Quantico, VA., and Charleston, S.C., Congressman Eric Cantor released the following statement:

“I have no idea why Democrats lead by Speaker Pelosi and Jack Murtha would want to import known terrorist organizers into America. Virginians neither want nor need hundreds of terrorists with connections to 9/11 groups like Al Qaeda in our Commonwealth.

This shocking lack of judgment demonstrates that liberal Democrats do not understand that these terrorists want to kill Americans and destroy our way of life. These dangerous, terrible people should not be allowed into our country.


Don’t forget to watch our YouTube video from last month. A new video is in the works.

And as always, please send your books to:
Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437

March 11, 2007 Posted by | 1984, congress, george orwell, human rights, Impeach Bush | 5 Comments

Second Shipment Scheduled

In honor of President’s Day, we have been preparing another shipment of The Book.
This time, we will ship 1984 to every Inner Party Member of the Senator who voted for the MCA and did not lose his/her job in the Great November Purge.

These 60 packages will be sent out tomorrow, since the Post Office is closed today in deference to Our Glorious Leader (pictured below)
You Forgot Poland

This will conclude Miniluv’s re-education of the Senate, thereby leaving approximately 200 Inner Party Members of the House remaining to be re-educated. Our book reserves will be depleted fullwise…therefore we need your copies of 1984 right away! About two hundred copies will complete our mission.

Meanwhile, did you know about the Warner Act?

February 19, 2007 Posted by | 1984, congress, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell | Leave a comment

Senator Dodd joins Miniluv!

Not really, but he’s trying to restore Habeas Corpus all the same. Sign up to help him at restore-habeas.org

And he’s running for President.

February 15, 2007 Posted by | 1984, Chris Dodd, congress, human rights, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell | 1 Comment

Now on your telescreen: the Ministry of Love video!

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Go behind the scenes with actual agents from the Ministry of Love as they prepare a book mailing!

February 2, 2007 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, george orwell, guantanamo, House of Representatives, human rights, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda, torture | 3 Comments

Montanans Unite for Miniluv!

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We have received a promise of 30 new books from Comrade Longsine of Montana, coincidentally the home state of a certain senator whose name escapes our memory at the moment.
We thank Comrade Longsine, and his co-conspirators: Comrades Evans, Ham, Klinger,
Miller, Naples, Parks, Puttkammer, and Setzer
. We are also grateful to Shakespeare & Company who will be supplying the books.
Once received, this donation will bring our collection total to 116, or 37% of our goal!

January 6, 2007 Posted by | 1984, congress, george orwell, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda | 2 Comments

Dayorder 12.30.06

A glorious victory: the Ministry of Love has recently shipped copies of the book to several dozen unpersons.
Video of this historic event will be posted shortly.
Today, we are indebted to Comrade Paglino of Ohio and Comrade Loftis of New York, who have brought our collection total to 86 books. This represents 27% of our goal!
Meanwhile, we are still accepting copies of 1984 at:
PO Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437
In other news, we wish to share with you photographs of actual members of the Ministry of Love, who recently emerged from their underground headquarters to mourn the passing of the United States Constitution.
Here you see the gravesite where the Constitution was laid to its eternal rest.
The gravesite
Mourners gather to pay their respects to the document. This small child was especially upset.
Mourners at the gravesite
Finally, Comrade Cobb reads the eulogy.
Reading the eulogy

December 30, 2006 Posted by | 1984, congress, george orwell, human rights, MCA, military commissions, Military Commissions Act, orwell, propaganda | 5 Comments

Miniluv Achieves 18% of Collection Goal.

Our brave comrades have thwarted the underground resistance to send the Ministry of Love a total of 57 copies of 1984. This is a glorious victory for Miniluv!

While we are still gathering books to reach our final goal of 315, we have become aware that many of the Inner Party Members who voted for torture did not survive the Great November Purge, and are soon to be vaporized. Therefore, we will be sending copies to these unpersons sooner than expected.

We are currently consulting with the Ministry of Truth to prepare a “total information awareness” campaign to promote this mailing. Any help that our comrades can provide is greatly appreciated.

~O’Brien

November 10, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, House of Representatives, Impeach Bush, military commissions, orwell, propaganda, Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Wonderful News, Comrades!

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Comrades at Unamerican and Students for an Orwellian Society have agreed to sign on as co-sponsors to this project. Details to follow.
We have reached 10% of our goal number. Books are coming in from brave comrades all across our homeland.
The following Inner Party Members are spoken for:
Bachus of Alabama
Calvert of California
Lieberman, Johnson, Simmons, and Shays of Connecticut
Brownback of Kansas
Gregg and Sununu of New Hampshire
Brown, Voinovich and DeWine of Ohio
Fitzpatrick, Specter and Santorum of Pennsylvania
J. Davis, T. Davis, Warner, and Allen of Virginia
To sponsor your own Member with a book donation, enclose a note with your shipment.
Keep spreading the word.

October 19, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, Chris Dodd, congress, guantanamo, House of Representatives, lieberman, military commissions, orwell, torture, Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Ministry of Love Announces Doubleplusgood Book Collection Activity

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The Ministry of Love announces its fourth-quarter plan to gather 315 separate copies of George Orwell’s landmark novel 1984, from proles and party comrades alike, all across our brave homeland.

Once collected, all 315 copies will be mailed separately to each Member of Congress who voted YEA on the Military Commissions Act (a.k.a. The Torture Bill) on September 28th and 29th, in the sixth year of our glorious leader’s regime. These shipments will occur with great fanfare, and hopefully, a television news crew on hand to capture the momentous occasion for inclusion in the Ministry of Truth’s ever-growing archives.

In case you’ve forgotten, our glorious leader’s regime has gifted us with the following remarkably Orwellian achievements:
* spying on ordinary citizens without their knowledge
* paid propaganda masquerading as news reports
* removal by Thought Police of ungoodthinkers (protesters) from all Party rallies and celebrations featuring our glorious leader
* community members encouraged to report “suspicious activities” of neighbors and co-workers
* the promise of an endless war
(for a more comprehensive list, go to studentsfororwell.org)

Now, through the farsightedness of these distinguished 315 Inner Party Members, House and Senate, we can add sanctioned torture and indefinite detainment of suspects to that noteworthy list.

To recognize those who have brought us one step closer to the utopian world envisioned by Orwell, Miniluv will enclose a handwritten note with each copy of 1984, thanking each 315 Inner Party Member individually for their achievement.

Send new and used copies of 1984 to the following address:
Ministry of Love
Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437

If buying books online, have them shipped directly to Miniluv.
If you would like your donation earmarked for a particular Inner Party Member, please note that with your shipment.
Goodthinkers always use media mail rates for shipping books.
Cash donations for postage to the Inner Party Members are doubleplushelpful.

Finally, remember:

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

October 5, 2006 Posted by | 1984, bush, congress, military commissions, orwell, propaganda, torture, Uncategorized | 5 Comments