And now, for today’s Two Minutes Hate.
In our Internet travels, we found this little gem on Rep. Eric Cantor’s homepage:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
CONTACT: Rachel Bauer
March 7, 2007
Cantor Reacts to Democrat Plan to Import Terrorists to America
WASHINGTON, DC -In response to the Democrat plan to shut down the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and relocate terrorists to military prisons in Quantico, VA., and Charleston, S.C., Congressman Eric Cantor released the following statement:
“I have no idea why Democrats lead by Speaker Pelosi and Jack Murtha would want to import known terrorist organizers into America. Virginians neither want nor need hundreds of terrorists with connections to 9/11 groups like Al Qaeda in our Commonwealth.
This shocking lack of judgment demonstrates that liberal Democrats do not understand that these terrorists want to kill Americans and destroy our way of life. These dangerous, terrible people should not be allowed into our country.
Don’t forget to watch our YouTube video from last month. A new video is in the works.
And as always, please send your books to:
Guilford, CT 06437
Go behind the scenes with actual agents from the Ministry of Love as they prepare a book mailing!
We have received a promise of 30 new books from Comrade Longsine of Montana, coincidentally the home state of a certain senator whose name escapes our memory at the moment.
We thank Comrade Longsine, and his co-conspirators: Comrades Evans, Ham, Klinger,
Miller, Naples, Parks, Puttkammer, and Setzer. We are also grateful to Shakespeare & Company who will be supplying the books.
Once received, this donation will bring our collection total to 116, or 37% of our goal!
A glorious victory: the Ministry of Love has recently shipped copies of the book to several dozen unpersons.
Video of this historic event will be posted shortly.
Today, we are indebted to Comrade Paglino of Ohio and Comrade Loftis of New York, who have brought our collection total to 86 books. This represents 27% of our goal!
Meanwhile, we are still accepting copies of 1984 at:
PO Box 655
Guilford, CT 06437
In other news, we wish to share with you photographs of actual members of the Ministry of Love, who recently emerged from their underground headquarters to mourn the passing of the United States Constitution.
Here you see the gravesite where the Constitution was laid to its eternal rest.
Mourners gather to pay their respects to the document. This small child was especially upset.
Finally, Comrade Cobb reads the eulogy.
Due to your excellent response, we have received 68 copies of 1984 thus far, representing nearly 21% of our collection goal.
We want to single out Comrade Levy of Massachusetts, who shipped us eight brand new copies from Amazon.
We at Miniluv are also stepping up our preparations for Hate Weekend: afterdowningstreet.org